Text Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 103,766 notes

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

(via punkmonksteven)






Text Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 54,302 notes

mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

image

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Photo Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 88,191 notes

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Photo Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 50,198 notes

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

(via zackisontumblr)




Chat Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 114,938 notes
  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself



Photo Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 45,110 notes

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

(via punkmonksteven)




Chat Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 217,222 notes

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money



Photo Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 166,348 notes

neilnevins:

psyblurmist:

cellulitisplayerhater:

cats are liquid


Goodbye

think of all the spare change he’s gonna find

neilnevins:

psyblurmist:

cellulitisplayerhater:

cats are liquid

Goodbye

think of all the spare change he’s gonna find

(Source: misterjakes, via zackisontumblr)




Text Post Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 410,881 notes

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(Source: bullied, via twerknugget)






Photo Post Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 122,797 notes

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Photo Post Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 167,951 notes

famee:


pussylipgloss:

codeinewarrior:

heminghighway:

if this isn’t how your boyfriend describes you, you need to move on.

lol

he sent this shit to his damn self and I bet that

Thesaurus.com you have a fan!

famee:

pussylipgloss:

codeinewarrior:

heminghighway:

if this isn’t how your boyfriend describes you, you need to move on.

lol

he sent this shit to his damn self and I bet that

Thesaurus.com you have a fan!

(Source: heart-in-pilgrimage, via a-coconut)




Text Post Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 405,311 notes

weteevee:

I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

(Source: flygoing, via gnarly)






Photo Post Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 178,784 notes

dulect:


watcha got there

dulect:

image

watcha got there

(Source: awwww-cute, via thefuuuucomics)




Text Post Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 252,680 notes

screarner:

*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*

(via teen-derp)






Text Post Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 713,071 notes

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

(Source: shady-brain-farm, via gnarly)





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