Text Post Tue, Sep. 09, 2014 163,171 notes

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via twerknugget)






Photo Post Tue, Sep. 09, 2014 194,598 notes

mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

(via twerknugget)




Video Post Sun, Sep. 07, 2014 489,348 notes

iraffiruse:

How puppies help when you’re sick.

(via gnarly)




Text Post Sun, Sep. 07, 2014 118,262 notes

cyberfricking:

are you ignoring me or am i just worrying too much: an autobiography

(Source: cyberfricking, via gnarly)






Chat Post Sun, Sep. 07, 2014 147,701 notes
  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo



Text Post Sun, Sep. 07, 2014 372,410 notes

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy, via gnarly)






Chat Post Sun, Sep. 07, 2014 168,019 notes
  • me when i dont got this: i got this



Photo Post Sun, Sep. 07, 2014 6,250 notes

pagingme:

this explains my love life.

pagingme:

this explains my love life.

(Source: unicornshadows, via zackisontumblr)




Photo Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 322,957 notes

pelicancity:

lemons-up-your-ass:

ridersxonxthexstorm:

mysterylnc:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

2000+ people are very happy for you

Suncake


Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.

pelicancity:

lemons-up-your-ass:

ridersxonxthexstorm:

mysterylnc:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

2000+ people are very happy for you

Suncake

image

Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.

(via punkmonksteven)




Video Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 659,927 notes

phobias:

mondays

(Source: sleepyblob, via punkmonksteven)





Video Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 136,090 notes

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

(via 314eater)




Text Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 696,345 notes

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via gnarly)






Photo Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 1,173 notes

unamusedsloth:

Soo close…

unamusedsloth:

Soo close…

(via teen-derp)




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