Text Post Sun, Apr. 06, 2014 157,263 notes

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Text Post Sun, Apr. 06, 2014 140,646 notes

weirdteenblogger:

its monday tomorrow why does this keep happening 

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Text Post Sun, Apr. 06, 2014 141,133 notes

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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Text Post Sun, Apr. 06, 2014 375,764 notes

a-ionia:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 252,090 notes

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 524,637 notes

fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

image

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

image

image

image

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 42,855 notes

thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 417,630 notes

drowsyfantasy:

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.

if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.

If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life. 

You raped someone. 

You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law. 

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 312,568 notes

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

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Photo Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 43,760 notes

awwww-cute:

Heard her whining and turned around to find this

awwww-cute:

Heard her whining and turned around to find this

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Video Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 205,562 notes

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 406,816 notes

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

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Video Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 189,221 notes

I told my boyfriend not to get me anything for Christmas, this was his response.

Just-

FUCK.

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 21,216 notes

blowjcb:

sext: shit sorry i fell asleep

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